This is a real DVD, albeit an extremely obscure one, that plays like a fake satire of porn. It's hosted and presented by one puffed-up windbag named "Lu Bricate" I kid you not , who comes off naturally as sillier than Dan Aykoyd's famed s spoof of cable TV host E. Buzz Miller who I always related to the porn director "B.
Ron Elliott" aka Byron Mabe. Lu has to be seen to be believed, co-hosting with his latest starlet discovery Scarlett Summers, plugging their next release together titled "Ear Muffs". He introduces four old scenes strung together, and explains the packages title "They're All Whores" as referring not to the actresses involved but rather anyone in the Adult industry.
I thought I smelled a rat here, but this is all played straight by Lu, apparently like our dear president Trump unaware of how he makes a fool of himself without really trying. This totally strange framing material overpowers the standard porn content, but we do get to see uninhibited Tory Lane early in her career, as well as the great alt-porn star Veronica Jett in full gonzo form. The all-time Euro wonder Sandra Romain also delivers strong anal action, and in a very odd way this completely unknown DVD is worth hunting for in terms of oddness and uniqueness.
Not a gem, but definitely satisfying the original Porn Directive from the '60s, when softcore features were advertised as "Something Different". Sign In. Keep track of everything you watch; tell your friends. Full Cast and Crew. Release Dates.
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